• An military green crewneck sweatshirt featuring a cartoon graphic of a frog sitting in a red armchair surrounded by mushrooms, with the text 'WISH I LACKED CRITICAL THINKING YOU ALL LOOK SO HAPPY'.
  • A military green crewneck sweatshirt with a humorous graphic of a green frog sitting in a chair reading a book, surrounded by mushrooms and a lantern, with the text 'WISH I LACKED CRITICAL THINKING YOU ALL LOOK SO HAPPY'. The sweatshirt is displayed in a flat-lay arrangement with a knit blanket, a brown leather shoe, and a woven ball on a light fabric background.
  • Pebbles and Pine unisex crewneck size chart with width and length measurements
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Pebbles & Pine

Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Crewneck - Military Green

Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Crewneck - Military Green

$49.99 CAD
$49.99 CAD
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For the brain that notices too much, questions everything and then keeps thinking about it long after everyone else seems perfectly fine. The Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking crewneck pairs a tired frog with overthinking and neurodivergent humour that feels a little too accurate.

For anyone whose brain rarely accepts things at face value and always has at least one more thought.

Printed in Canada. $1 from every item goes to pflag London.

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